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Product Description
Give a friend or family member a laugh for their birthday with a funny sarcastic birthday card. All wording on this card is simple to personalize, including quote that reads “Look, I’m not saying that you’re old but if you were milk, I’d sniff you first.” The unique modern square design features handwritten style typography and a pastel blue distressed watercolor background. Getting older is the perfect opportunity to make a few over the hill jokes, especially if the old fart enjoys a little bit of rude sarcasm humor at their expense. Happy Birthday! May you have a day free of any unpleaseant smells!
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